There are plenty of other things to complain about.

"Nibby" (nibby68) 01/19/2015 at 14:57 • Filed to: None

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Yesterday, Dad yelled at me when we went somewhere in the Fusion. Why? Cause I was the last one who drove it and he had to change the seating position. "You should put it back after you drive it." "Why? I don't know who will drive it next. It could be you, me, or Mom." "Listen to me, I'm your father."

I'm 24... and the car has *memory* seats.

Brian Silvestro > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 14:59

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In the Fiesta, if someone moves my seat even the slightest amount, I won't be able to find that exact position again for like a month, and I'll be in extreme agony.

Nibby > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 15:00

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I can understand that, but... Dad and I have our own setting on the memory seat. He presses 1 and I press 3.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:01

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Have they programmed their positions into the seat memory?

If so, tell you father to press his assigned number and get over it.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:01

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Next time just run the seat all the way forward and up.

Nibby > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 01/19/2015 at 15:02

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Yeah, I did say "All you got to do is press one button." His is the first one.

PS9 > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:02

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1. Win Lotto
2. Buy GT350
3. Obtain 2-3 'professional girlfriends'

4. Burnouts in front of dads house with girls hanging out the back window while blasting death metal out of the windows. Scream, "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING STUPID SEATING RULES DAD!!!" Before letting off the brakes and rolling into the sunset.

5. ...make sure girlfriends put the seat back when they drive the car.

Vimto > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:02

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This comment is my feeble attempt at hijacking this post because I don't know how to program the memory seats in the Fusion I just bought.

Party-vi > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:02

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My car has memory associated with each key fob, so my fiancee has one and I have the other. Is very nice. Also adjusts the mirrors because why the fuck not?

Nibby > Vimto 01/19/2015 at 15:03

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Set your desired seat position, press desired memory button (1, 2, or 3) and hold it until it beeps.

Brian Silvestro > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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lol wat is car

Nibby > PS9 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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brb robbing a bank

and visiting Korea

and buying a GT350

Nibby > Party-vi 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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Wow, the E36?

fhrblig > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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If I ever have kids, I guarantee that will be me. And I'm not sorry, either. GET OFF MY LAWN.

Nibby > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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ze Fusion

Vimto > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:04

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Thank you kindly.

As far as the situation with your Dad goes...yeah. Memory seats kind of make that a moot point.

Nibby > fhrblig 01/19/2015 at 15:05

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Hey Dad!

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Party-vi 01/19/2015 at 15:06

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That was an option on my car... an option I dearly wish I had.

Party-vi > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:07

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O_o

The E46. I'm not classy enough for an E36.

*tips BMW branded hat to Archdukemaxyenko*

fhrblig > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:07

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PUT THAT SEAT BACK!

Nibby > Party-vi 01/19/2015 at 15:10

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Hard to keep track of all the 3 series here!

Nibby > fhrblig 01/19/2015 at 15:10

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Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > fhrblig 01/19/2015 at 15:12

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Hi, not sorry! I'm not dad. (teehee!)

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:18

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My father and I:

Dad: "You should put it back after you drive it."
Me: "But who's to tell who will drive it next?"
Dad: "Damnit, I said so!"
Me: "Fine..."

Fast-forward to the next time I drive the car...

Dad: "Why the hell is the seat so far back?"
Me: "You said to put it back after you drive it..."
Dad: "Goddamnit."

At this point Mom and I are laughing.

LeonardSkeonard, FiSTer > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 15:18

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Dude. I feel ya. It's like the Fiesta's seat rail is dynamic. The notches are never in the same place.

macanamera > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 15:19

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Note to self: adjust Brian's seat slightly if we ever meet.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/19/2015 at 15:19

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No no no...You run the seat all the way back. That way you are doing exactly what he told you to do.

Nibby > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 01/19/2015 at 15:25

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pwnt

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:26

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Troll level: Advanced

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:27

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Aren't the memories tied to the key fobs? My wife's Escape has that and her key sets the seat to her memory position and mine sets it to mine. Which is very convenient since I'm way taller than she is.

Brian Silvestro > LeonardSkeonard, FiSTer 01/19/2015 at 15:27

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It frustrates me SO much. Like even if it's a millimeter off, my back is in pain.

Brian Silvestro > macanamera 01/19/2015 at 15:28

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The ultimate way to torture me is to somehow block the one section of the rail so I can never set it there. I'd seriously go insane.

Racescort666 > PS9 01/19/2015 at 15:37

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HAHA!! "Professional girlfriends"

deekster_caddy > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:45

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Tell him to buy a car where they program the memory seats to the keyfob so it will put the seat position in the right place when he unlocks the door. Or else press "1" and get over it.

Nibby > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 01/19/2015 at 15:51

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I didn't know that.

Regardless, what we do is just use the same key fob and leave the spare one in a drawer.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:58

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Then that doesn't work. But yes, you can tie memory positions 1 and 2 to the key fobs and to individual door codes if you've got the keypad option.

Snooder87 > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 15:59

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You're 24 and you share a car with your dad?

Nibby > Snooder87 01/19/2015 at 16:01

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Home for winter break, that's why.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 16:15

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Just give me about 30 seconds with a drill...

Snooder87 > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 16:52

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So you don't share it. It's his car.

The Compromiser > Nibby 01/19/2015 at 19:47

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My wife has ape arms. She sits all the way down and flat and waaaayyı back. I get in and bust my ass everytime I get in because I fall 3 or 4 feet (in my mind). I got pissed one day and left it all the way back, all the way down and the seat back flat. She wasn't happy.

Vicente Esteve > Brian Silvestro 01/19/2015 at 20:23

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Vicente Esteve > Vimto 01/19/2015 at 20:27

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Hey smudgey! didn't know that. What are the details?

Nibby > Snooder87 01/19/2015 at 21:52

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To be honest, my mom drives it the most and pays for it (Dad has his own car).

Vimto > Vicente Esteve 01/20/2015 at 01:54

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5 days ago I traded in my Grand Marquis and my Versa for a 2013 Ford Fusion SE with the 2.0T Ecoboost motor. It's got 40k miles on it.

Ryanator122 > PS9 01/20/2015 at 02:46

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"I'll get my own Fusion! But with blackjack.. and hookers!"

Vicente Esteve > Vimto 01/20/2015 at 07:49

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Looks SO good, the Turbo must feel quick!

Vimto > Vicente Esteve 01/20/2015 at 08:23

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It has more horsepower and torque than my Grand Marquis' V8 out of a 2.0T and weighs like 700 lbs less. Plus it doesn't have a 4 speed 2.77 granny gear ratio transmission...it feels lightning quick to me haha.

Aaron Paul: Oppo's Resident Fake British Actor > Nibby 01/20/2015 at 12:23

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Memory seats are the single greatest car option ever. I'd never had a car with them before I got my Lexus, and they're amazing. It makes finding my seat position after someone else drives my car so much easier.

Vicente Esteve > Vimto 01/20/2015 at 16:37

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Nothing, Nothing, Noth..FASKNVKSDVJSSWOOOOOSSHHHTUURBOOOHSHIIT BRAKE!